Who is Nate Bake*?
     
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What's up with the asterick?

The asterick is actually a star. However, your basic fonts don't have a star so we settle for the next best thing. I started putting a star after my name in Junior High. Mr. Fuhlendorf told some friends and me something about underlining books and what not, and we decided that our names were just as important as some lame book.  Therefore, one guy underlined his name, another put his in quotations, and I liked stars, so I added one to the end of my name. I'm working on having this legally changed, but till then, just know that you ought to add it when writing my name.

The History of Nate Bake*...
Nate Bake* was born on the thirtieth of a cold December afternoon in the year 1,982. (He does enjoy gifts.)  He lived in Smith Valley, NV at the time, but at age 3 he and his family moved to Fallon, NV (F-Towne). He partook of 12 wonderful years of school there and graduated in the year 2,001. Mr. Bake* then moved to Reno, NV (Stink Town). For a time he was going to school at the University of Nevada, Reno but due to certain complications in the scholastic system of said educational institution he is no longer enrolled in their programs. Like other normal humans Nathan* works and plays each day, however, unlike others, he has an amazing ability to be almost too cool... almost.  Nate* is the singer of a famous rock band and has a super hot lover he calls "Bird."  He knows how to do a number of difficult activities such as skateboarding, snowboarding, rock climbing, cycling, potatoe farming, burning weeds, driving Geo Metros really fast, and drawing true to life images of life.  He also likes redundancyredundancy.  His only aspiration in life is to one day have his own personalized signature stamp.  Amen.

Why is Nate Bake* my hero?

Dictionary.com states that a hero is someone of divine ancestry, endowed with great traits and celebrated for his feats.  He is a principle character or someone noted for their achievements.  A celebrity, if you will.  Nate Bake* is all of these things and more.  He is your best friend; your shoulder to cry on.  He's the guy who picks you up when you didn't even know you needed a ride.  He offers you his protection and a devilishly-handsome grin.  Nate Bake* is a hero and so much more.  Instead of asking why Nate Bake* is your hero you really ought to ask yourself why not.

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